On July 1st, Seattle’s record temps will soar a little higher as Magic Mike XXL hits screens around town. Fortunately, the Emerald City is full of restaurants ready to get your motor running for this sweaty, silly “sequel with no equal”. Here are a few you might want to check out:
Buns– Not only aptly named for your MMXXL experience, this truck has some of the best burgers in town.
Charlie’s Buns and Stuff– Sometimes “buns” aren’t enough and a girl needs some “stuff” too.
The Tug Inn – The Tug may have the Gayest name ever bestowed on a BBQ filled, Seahawks luvin’, dive bar. And while this place is beyond hetero, it doesn’t change the fact this flick was made to inspire many, many tugs.
Bang Bar– This stellar Thai joint sounds like a place Mike and his buddies would hang post-shift. “Where does one go to meet off-duty male strippers?” Bang Bar, Naturally.
Secret Sausage– Because even a hard R never gets you full-frontal male nudity, all the casts sausages remains a secret.
Happy Melon Bakery and Deli– Because your melon is two hours away from being extremely happy.
Hot Dawgs – I think we’ve found the title for Magic Mike 3…
Big Mario’s– You may have heard it’s not the size of your “Mario” it’s what you do with it, but let’s face it, when it comes to Pizza and Penises no one wants to be referred to as “Little”.
Hot Cakes– Warm, sweet and sticky Hot Cakes make one of the best chocolate concoctions on the planet that when paired with Channing Tatum’s ass are a guilty pleasure match made Girl-Boner Heaven.
And, OF COURSE, Dick’s.