photo (c) Tina Ballew
HOME: Usually around 1st and Pike
AGE: Never ask a lady that! But if you must know, aged to perfection! (460)
PROFESSION: Bette Midler impersonator at the Muckleshoot Casino, and ‘entertainer’ at Deja Vu
HOBBIES: Looking up single men’s net worth & stealing beer
LAST BOOK READ: ‘Seduce me at Sunrise’ by Lisa Kleypas. “This book had me biting my nails! What a mind scramble!”
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Finished all my community service! God, that was bullshit!
QUOTE: “Can you spare a dollar, so I can PLEASE EAT?!???!”
PROFILE: On your knees! You are in the presence of a Queen. Diva, deflowered and corndog connoisseur, Jackie Hell is the Grand Dame of all things hot and trashy in Seatown. What she’ll do for a dollar is downright depraved. So if you are looking to put some bump in your night, just slip her a fiver and saddled up for a truly Hellish ride.
BEER: HEY GIRL!